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Well one of the most frustrating fact for a Software Developer is that in backdrop lies a cruel tester. No offences attached, even when it's been told ..told and again told that testing is an required phase...and bugs detected are nothing personal...i still dont feel COMFORTABLE with this concept of testing. Well howz its not personal man ?? I wrote the whole code, so more bugs means lesser reliability index for me. So at core i would hate a tester. Esp if the testing is done in semi-understood state, where all well thoought concept are questioned/categorized as bugs. Well i guess, this a non-evasive situation where all you can do is pray (or bribe).

From the eyes of an tester (beholder), its his duty to cleanse the code. Form my p.o.v he is the "devil crawling outside my door".

NativeTester *objOldTester = new NativeTester("AIRHEAD");
NewAgeDev *objOldTesterToNewDev = reinterpret_cast (objOldTester);
if(!objOldTesterToNewDev->canICode())
{
  std::cout<<"REMEMBER I WAS A AIRHAED ?? HOW CAN U EXPECT ME TO CODE";
}
return somebug;

Well it's me...i was born and brought up as Software Developer...but what about the person who is typecasted to an developer ?? Well i guess he will be elated everytime he finds a bug in his code. Awwh man awesome, my code has a bug. :D...
Comon man u no tester now ... dude u need to fix it well now, so dont be happy.

Below is one of the screen/code walkthrough session stuff ( ie: WTF/min )



As truly said "Coding is routine, buggs are the real twisters".